Ptiu, ptiu! (spit, spit in English)

It is only I who rests here by this poor webpages’ side to keep comfort and pet on it’s bold head(er).
There, there, little tomato.

I protest, anywhoo.

Bine ca anu’ asta s-a tramist totul live via netv.ro si daca-ati fost pe faza si-ati citit postul anterior la vremea lui s-ar putea sa fi prins si voi premierea. Daca nu, noroc bun.
Ca rezumat, Cel mai bun blog - Jeg.ro, way to go, Darius! Pe langa care a mai scapat de masa adipoasa urcand pe scena si dupa premiul 1 la Cel mai bine scris blog. Pare-mi-se c-o mai luat locul 2 la Cel mai bun blog personal si Cel mai bun blog de divertisment. Woopty-doo.

Personal, pe restu’ nu-i cunosc si deci nu-mi prea pasa, dar lista completa a castigatorilor o gasiti aici.
Necastigatiorii isi ineaca amarul in acool pre vremea asta probablement in club Fabrica din Bucuresti, si altii fug sa ieie trenurile spre meleaguri natale dupa o bere gratuita oferita de Fredo si Pidjin.

Show’s over people, go home, nothing more too see and looking forward to next year’s festivities.

As most of you know by now (because Vali tends to brag), your truly, earlier mentioned between brackets is nominated for The Best New Blog (that has come into existence in the past year - specifically - 2007.
Sadly we lost the interview he gave to the fat guy pretending to be the host of the event, but we might be able to see a recording later on.
Anyway, all interested in watching, click the link above or right here.

So far the ceremony has not begun. Some interviews have been given by well known Romania bloggers like Piticu, Zoso, De ce? and other candidates or attendants.
Well, the best of luck to all nominated, especially to Vali for who (we’re sure) half of Oradea’s population has prayed.
Go, go PowerPuffGrils! Over and out.

I just realized I still don’t get enough sleep: it’s 3:46 AM and I got to get up early, ’cause my girlfriend keeps telling me that I’m wasting half a day by waking up at 2 or 3 o’clock PM. Girls are for fags.

Shit, I’m so sleepy I can’t even cuss.

And fuck all those who aren’t reading this and not generating me traffic. I’m sick of low traffic. They say I’m just at the beginning, I should wait. Shit, and I was thinking about my grand retirement show.

Please forward, never mind this post.

1. Me and you and everyone we know;

2. Control;

3. Mozart and The Whale;

4. Trainspotting;

5. Prozac Nation;

6.  Requiem for a Dream;

7. City of God;

8. Equilibrium;

9. 4 months, 3 weeks and 2 days (kind of well-known since it won some European awards);

10. The Shawshank Redemption;

And as a bonus, a movie with Romanian gypsies:  Gadjo dilo.

Go download or whatever, but fucking watch ‘em ’cause these are better than those movies you usually see in cinemas or on HBO.

I tried to buy myself a domain today for this theHead blog.

.com is taken - it redirects to netidentity.com. OK, they seem like they’re selling the domain, but when I’m searching for “thehead.com” it fucking amazes me with this message:

“Sorry, no matches found. Please search again.”

.net is taken, .org is taken, .info is taken and it seems like I’m going to keep my lx.ro redirect to creierulcuplete.net domain.

Oh, fuck off will you…

Iran’s defense minister had said earlier this week that Russia was preparing to equip Iran with the S-300 missile system, which would dramatically increase the country’s ability to repel an attack.

But Russia’s Federal Military-Technical Cooperation Service denied the claim in a brief statement.

I thought about this scenario:

They actually did deliver the missile, and now they’re trying to make us that nothing happened:

Iran’s defense minister: Hei Russia’s Federal Military-Technical Cooperation Service, guess what?
RFMTCS: What dude?
Iran’s defense minister: I’ve just told everyone that you’re sending us really powerfull weapons. We’re back on the headlines, eh?
RFMTCS: Wtf? Why did you do that? We’re fucked.
Iran’s defense minister: My bad…
RFMTCS: OK, OK, I know what to do, and I’ve got a genius plan: Im going to tell the world that… we didn’t.
Iran’s defense minister: Shit man, never thought about that. You should do that right now, I’m going to act like nothing happened.
RMFTCS: Good. Lemme go announce the World.

And I’m all like: “Shit, I barely got some sleep since I’ve heard that Iran is receiving some highly anti-aircraft missile. But now it’s all good, Russia denied it, thank God! This was so hardcore, I think I’m going to take a dump, just to celebrate that the world is a safer place now.”

Or, maybe because in Iran they don’t speak Russian, and in Russia they don’t speak Persian, there was a misunderstanding: Russia said that they’re going to BOMB Iran, but those assholes thought that they’re getting a Christmas present; so they went down to a local internet cafe, talked to the journalists on mIRC and asked them to spread the news.

Here’s the CNN report on this.

A few ads, maybe only by Google AdSense.

And that’s it. I guarantee it will work. If not contact me, I’ll buy your site and remake it, ’cause it would seem like you were such a big idiot and couldn’t make a buck out of a great tip. Seriously.

OK. There’s a guy, on youtube.com. that is TRYING to impersonate certain characters.  You’ll say: well, nothing special, a lot of guys impersonate characters, not even on Youtube, in their personal life, maybe. But this guy, is impersonating a HUNDRED VOICES. On top of that, he’s doing ‘em in 5 minutes. If you haven’t seen the video, you’d probably say: “that’s IMPOSSIBLE!”. Well, that’s right! It is impossible.

Viewing the situation from a positive thinking, I’m guessing he got all those views from people who shared the video to each other by  calling him an asshole. Guess what, me and my bloody positive thinking were wrong: some people really like other people sucking this much.

Here’s the first one. Watch out, this is serious hardcore low-class sucking, the kind of impersonating you see at posh boys trying to be funny, but only succeeding in being “fannies”, if you know what I mean.

Realizing the success of pornography, he’s blowing once more in impersonating ANOTHER 100 characters - where the fuck did you find ‘em? -, blasting us with another video of approximately 5 minutes.

Everyone who has watched this is an asshole. Me too, though I never did, I’m just bitching about it.